My name is Dave, dutiful husband of Wilma.  I have been attempting to care for Wilma since she was diagnosed with MS in 2005. 
I am currently employed by the Queen, who likes to get me out and about in various climates, sadly usually in places where the locals aren't too happy to see my pasty Scottish complexion.
My main hobbies are playing guitar when permitted and purchasing various foods for the cats, dog, birds, squirrels and hedgehogs that Wilma decides to adopt (This hobby is not entirely voluntary on my part).